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Are you serious? You didn't get the point from the rest of the John McClane website? You actually need us to spell it out for you? Did you even buy anything?!

Listen up, folks. John McClane is fucking awesome and he should be The President of The United States of America. So, we're helping him campaign. He's a fucking Hero, PEOPLE! Vote for him. Let him lead us into the future. It's either LET HIM or he'll do it anyway. So, hop aboard the John McClane train... It's gonna be a crazy, but in a totally badass kind of way, ride! The guy jumped off of a sky scraper with a fire hose tied around his waist for fuck's sake!

Sincerely,
Team John McClane

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