It's official... Cinco de Mayo and Mother's Day is upon us... and only 3 DAYS APART! We probably won't recover from the Tequila until well into mid-May. Regardless, once you see how we party down, you'll wish you knew us better! See: Cinco De Mayo - El Cardo de Especial.

A LOT has happened the last 2 years. Yikes, it's been almost exactly 2 years since we were making awesome things for you. Now, we are back in swing and a slew of new cards are in the works (picture us writhing our hands while saying that). In the next few weeks we will be adding some new Greeting Cards. Keep your eyes peeled like a potatoe... No, it's "potato" Mr. Quayle!

Mom's Day will be served. Yeah. We got the cards that will bring her tears of joy. Well, something like that. Check 'em out!

Yeah, wow, it's been a while, huh? Sorry for the delay in Greeting Cardery in the new year. Since we last updated this site, a tornado took out our super-secret sweatshop in Delaware. Yeah, Delaware. So, we rebuilt our lives and are moving on... New cards will be up soon for Mother's Day and Cinco De Mayo (that's May 5th in Mexican!) - Stay Tuned

Orlandoans. Listen up. We can now be found at PARK AVE CDs. Yeah, we're not just "online" anymore! We've hit the real world and in real time, too. So, lucky you, real-worlders in Orlando. Not to mention PARK AVE CDs is just flat-out the best store in Orlando. Hands down. Now they carry MEAT. We're not sure ANYTHING can top that. Not even kitten with mittens.

Right now we're offering a handful of cards for the holidays... in the next coming weeks we'll be adding some additional cards. Birthdays, Miss You, Thinking of You, Farewell, Good Luck, Good Job and more. Keep your eyes peeled! We'll also be launching some limited edtion 1" Button sets as well as some other "Oddities" we have cooking. Until then, enjoy the holidays!

It's December 1st, 2008. ALREADY. Wow, time travels fast. (time travel? - we wish!) Welcome to MEAT is Neat. We're here, we're happy and our goal is to turn you on. In whatever sense you're looking for (within reason, naturally).