Q: Why are you called MEAT?
A: Why not? Our Greeting Cards and other things are Meaty and Delicious, no?

Q: Is shipping truly FREE?
A: It sure is, buster. For all orders shipped within the USA & to our Brothers to the North (Canadiana). We're good like that.

Q: What does "Megillah" mean?
A: Google it, buddy! Or, you could always buy the card if you want the definition to be in print. Yeah, it's on the BACK of the card, chum.

Q: I'm vegetarian and I'm offended by your name and logo.
A: Great. But that's not really a QUESTION is it? Our cards are vegetarian, eat 'em.

Q: What are the words to "The Rainbow Connection?"
A: Dude, the one Kermit the Frog sings? SEE HERE. (awesome tune!)

Q: Do i get a free envelope when i buy a Greeting Card?
A: No, but you get some raw pulp in a ziploc bag so you can make your own. OF COURSE YOU DO!! In fact, you get a fancy little re-sealable baggie, too. Have fun.